I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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