I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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