Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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