all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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