I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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