My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
