Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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