I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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