how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Two words: blizzard sex
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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