how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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