It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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