Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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