i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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