Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
you had me at cake vodka
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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