Sober January is a disaster.
He passed out mid-signature
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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