I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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