I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Who died my cat blue again?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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