Bisexual people are plain selfish.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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