It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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