i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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