I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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