hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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