kristin has been a bad kristin
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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