He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
im six kinds of drunk right now
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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