He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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