there was a trapeze. enough said
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
