What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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