This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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