The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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