You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
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