I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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