just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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