Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
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Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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