My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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