If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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