I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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