I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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