we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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