It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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