So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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