It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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