: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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