If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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