I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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