My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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