Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(775): View more from Nevada

i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure

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(919): View more from North Carolina

he just said he'd buy the porn

(919): View more from North Carolina

its a step up from the last guy

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(865): View more from Tennessee

i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat

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(253): View more from Washington

dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.

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(416): View more from Toronto

i flashed his best friends last night

(1-416): View more from Toronto

you always were good at making good first impressions

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation

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