just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY