can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch