Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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