this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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