I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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