yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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