I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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