Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
this hospital has no fireball
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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