The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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