i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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