the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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