Fine. I'll sleep in my office
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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