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The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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