i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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