I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize