At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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